Don't be an asshole.
Laugh. Especially at yourself.
If you have nothing nice to say, come sit by us.
Yes.
Are you affiliated with any major denomination?
Serious questions only, please.
Where are you located?
We are a virtual church, so we don't have a building. This really keeps costs down, which means we don't need any of your money!
How do I become a member of your Church?
You're in!
I do NOT want to be a member of your church!
No hard feelings!
